Disclaimer: don’t think I’m suggesting that anyone do this at home. I’m not.
I’ve been learning some new things as a result of my latest remodeling project. Some of these things about mirrors you might want to know someday so here goes…
Our house was built by a contractor who also did a lot remodeling jobs for other people, and of course he salvaged a lot of useful things. Things like mirrors. Shortly after we moved in he offered us some mirrors that he thought were way too good to throw away and we took them. Back then we were still in the stage of life when we took anything that didn’t have a price tag on it. For years now I have had a 4′ x 6′ heavy (HEAVY) piece of reflective glass leaning against the wall in my rec room. I only mind it when I have to clean behind it because it can hardly be moved. I also have a triple mirror medicine cabinet attached to the wall in the master bedroom because that was the only wall big enough to hold it. It’s wider than our king size bed and at least four feet tall.
The master bath is our present project and from it we removed a 4′ x 7′ mirror which has been leaning against the wall in the hall. Getting a bit overwhelmed with large mirrors, I began to investigate what might be done with them. The answer is, not much. They are heavy, as I mentioned, and actually dangerous. They aren’t made from safety glass so if they break the pieces are sharp and unpredictable. You don’t just throw them in your pick up truck either. They require a special method of transport. I thought maybe I could use half of one mirror in the remodeled bath but the glass and mirror company would charge me $100 to come to my home and cut it.
A couple days ago I got tired of looking at the monstrosity in the hall and began to think about where I could put it, out of my way, until another day. Because I don’t like to be talked out of my plans to move heavy, awkward furnishings, I don’t usually tell anyone I’m going to do it. I think about the plan at night when I should be sleeping or during random times in the day, until I know what I’m going to do, and then, I wait until the perfect time to carry out the plan.
The perfect time was last Tuesday after the remodeling handyman left. I could have asked him to help but I’m thinking there will be lots of years when I have to ask people for help and I don’t want to start too soon and wear them out. I had decided to put the mirror in the rec room since there was already one odd, huge mirror there anyway. They could kind of balance each other. I cleared the path of furniture and rugs and slid some of those handy, plastic furniture sliders under the edges of the mirror – let’s just give him a name. Waldo, I think.
Waldo and I successfully slid down the hall and into the rec room. This was the first place there was room to put him flat on the floor. Why do this, you ask? Wally had been sitting on his long side in the hall and I needed him to stand up in order to fit in the spot I had chosen for him. We do not have cathedral ceilings anywhere in our house, which means that in order to stand him up without hitting the ceiling, I had to lay him down first and then raise him up on his short side. Those of you who have moved big bookcases or other tall things will know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s an art.
You might be expecting this story to end in a display of cracked glass and a bloody trip to the ER, but no. I planned well, and would have had no trouble at all if it had not been for the ceiling fan which I forgot to figure into the equation. I was shaking from the exertion but quite satisfied with the end result, Waldo, leaning against the wall behind a dresser. I’m just sayin’, I needed a mirror there anyway, right?